How to Cook Dinner When you Can't Remember Your Own Recipe

So tonight my aunt asked me to make some recipe i invented when i was 10...lucky me that was a 8 years ago so hell if i know haha so here us how to fake a recipe you cant remember:


Step 1. Tell the people you actually remember the recipe

Step 2. Remember the two base elements of the recipe (for me this is milk soy sauce and chicken and yes that is three but only 2 are essential if you cant remember the third)

Step 3. Thrown in some spices that smell good, doesn't matter how many, lots of spices will cover up if you do a bad cook job.

Step 4. Throw in some colorful veggies to make it look appealing, avoid colors that may make it apear "barf like" i.e. weird orange color with the soy sauce might do this so i used yellow

Step 5. pour in a shit ton of the milk and spices and soy sauce with the veggies, then throw in the chicken.

Step 6. act like you know what your doing while turning the heat just under high so it cooks fast.

Step 7. Stand at the stove while on a laptop and act like you are watching the dinner cook when in reality you are not really paying attention.

Step 8. add more spices, this will make it look professional, and like you know what you are doing.

Step 9. Wait til it is cooked, poke it, prod it flip things over stir. all those will make it look once more like you know what you are doing.

Step 10. serve with rice or something the dinner eaters can smother it in if it tastes bad.

** Remember if they say it doesn't taste the same just tell them they don't remember it right or make some lame excuse like they are getting sick so their taste buds a wrong***

THERE YOU HAVE IT !!! THE BEST WAY TO FAKE A RECIPE YOU DON"T REMEMBER!

Easter Chocolate

So granny and I went to town today because after Easter all the chocolate is half price or sometimes you get even better deals. We had a lot of fun picking out chocolate and laughing at weird looking ones, you know the usual craziness haha. So i got a kinder surprise pack and built the toys and placed them around the house because it aggravates my aunt...she has yet to notice haha. Can't wait until she does.

I miss my sister so bad I miss her funny Paige-ness. on top of that there is a creepy guy I met who is like stalker weird. We hung out twice and he was like "ilu" and "i miss you" and "i can show you how to love again" and i was like whoa buddy you're creeping me out. So I was talking to my friend Caleb and he told him off cause even after I said I was not interested and to leave me alone this guy wouldn't leave me alone. It worked for about a week or 2 and now he's back to bugging me so i told Caleb and he said he's going to come down here and scare him off I told him no violence haha. Caleb is my hero. And I am just hoping that Caleb comes down to visit me I miss him he's a good friend hell he was there to listen to all my issues with Myles and, Chandler and Myles, any girl should kill to have him (not literally) but he will make someone a good bf eventually.

Today I'm going riding with Deziree at 4:30 when she gets home I am so excited to go riding today, I really can not wait until Spec gets his shoes on so that he can go for a bit longer.

Dazed and Confused

So there is a lot that has happened since my last post. Myles and I broke up right before Christmas and that was hard. Then I found out Chandler is like in love with him in her own little way and I felt super hurt and kinda betrayed especially when she said Myles said some bad stuff about me causing me to get mad at him til I realized that he wouldn't say that because he told me the day before he was still in love with me but as of last night I think he is actually falling for Chandler.

My younger brother Travis got to speak in front of the Canadian Senate. I am sooo proud of him. I miss him a ton and will be going to see him on his birthday.

On top of that Dale and Marilyn (the people I work riding horses for) gave me their old rope horse for the summer. Only problem with that is that Auntie obsesses over one of the horses and everything. Hell she obsesses over everything and it drives me insane. She obsesses over every little detail to everything and ugh just ugh.

Today at work the septic tank backed up and it was hectic so we had to work an extra half hour and on top of that Adel may just be getting closer to her getting my ass fired ugh its all too much.

I made a few guy friends here, one was a little stalker weird so I'm keeping away from that one. TJ seems nice though so we shall have to see. I'm making friends with the people across the street I ride with Alyssa and I've been talking to Matthew.

But now off to bed job hunt in the morning.

Morning .......

So last night I posted a quick guide to what has been going on. To add a little to that me and my friend Soleil are now pen pals, though we fail at it slightly due to the fact that we never remember to always send the letter back until one bugs the other about the letter. I have also been trying to keep in touch with my non brother Travis. He is living in Edson, AB now and he isn't really planning on coming to visit. We try to call each other as much as possible but our different schedules and the time difference are quite the issue. But I honestly talk to him more than i talk to Myles, which yes i know, is sadly pathetic.


I'm trying to start doing Christmas shopping but i have a very low budget if i want to go to PG for Xmas, especially if i have to drive/bus/fly myself. So this year i was thinking i could make all home made gifts, that way they could mean something to each person. So far, I am going to make Paige and Tori Each a scarf, my friends get necklaces and I have no clue for mom, dad, auntie granny and Myles. I am hoping that the next check might be a bigger one so that i can still go to PG in November.


Even my poor dog Hunter is missing home. How do I know this? Since moving in with auntie and uncle in June, Hunter has not been allowed on any of the floors or in my room, which i feel is unfair because Bob (Granny's dog) can sleep with her. So last night Hunter sat outside my room all night with his face pressed to the door whining and crying. Poor thing :( we sneak him in sometimes but he's getting too accustomed to it and ends up on my bed while uncle is home. Thank god uncle hasn't seen or Hunter and I would be dead!


Well, off to psychology i go, which i don't really want to considering "aunt flow" has popped by for a visit starting this morning...god help me....tt4n

-J

Moving, College, Men....LIFE

So Since you all have heard from me last this is the long and short of it.
Myles and I = fixed issues for now, of course had a few arguments in between
School status= graduated and at OC College
Living Status= no longer at home in PG, now in Vernon
Job status= Lavington Shell (oh fucking joy)
Friend Status= pg- no one really talks to me, here- no one knows me therefore friendless

So I have zero friends, a shitty gas station job where some witch named Adel is trying to get me canned (fired) on a daily basis, and no comic relief from my wonderful sister Paige. Also, my aunt and uncle fight constantly, my aunt complains of my mothers economic status and sometime my granny is senile. Everyone here are huge over reactors though. They bought me a car and anytime i drive anywhere apparently they are dead set on me getting in an accident, the proof is in the words:
"You never texted us or answered the calls! We thought you hit a deer and died!" (i was still in class) - Granny
"We came because you never answered the calls or text messages, we thought you got bucked of and trampled and were dead!" (i was horse back riding, which is my second job,AND my favorite) -Auntie
"WATCH OUT FOR DEER THEY ARE ALL OVER THE ROAD!" (hello people i come from pg, you know the wildlife here and there part of BC)- Granny and Auntie
"It's going down to five today! There could be frost or ice on the road so be careful not to slide and cause an accident!" (hello people! i come from the SNOW and ICE capital of CANADA!!! a.k.a. PG!!! I took my N test in 4 feet of snow in a car that wasn't mine before it was plowed, if you slide or get stuck you fail! guess who has their N!) - Granny

Yes i realize they care and that's why they worry, but man was I ever wrong when i thought mom was the biggest worry wart ever.....like seriously i love them all to death but, CALM DOWN! no one is dying or getting in crashed with deer and slippy roads when its 5 degrees Celsius out and there is no snow or ice.

On a different note, my granny makes the best turkey pot pie! Just putting that out there, cause i eat it like every day, sometime twice a day! And i love how i almost never have a pile of laundry cause laundry is done everyday (i hate doing laundry) and i love coming home and having dinner ready to go especially after working 'til like ten pm at the shell. And i never have to do stuff alone cause granny and i can always do it together! So there are lots of plus sides too!

A down side i don't like is missing mom dad Paige and sometimes tori, yes even tori. and the fact that auntie is really against me travelling cause i have debts, and need to work and yada yada yada. I was hoping to go up in November but she doesn't even want me going for Xmas, so i still haven't brought it up.

Sorry that this post is everywhere but i thought i would catch you all up and just kind of threw some other random shit in there. Well long day tomorrow! Ta ta for now!

-J

One Last Chance...Make It or Break It...

So as you read in my last blog i had heard that my guy slept around. From the other info I have gathered, he did not. But he still did a lot of things to disrespect me. He was grabbing breasts and buts and offering up massages to the girls. So me being weak (yes i know i can't believe I admit to it either), I told him if he can't show me he can treat me the same way I treat him in one month's time, he's gone.
Some of you may wonder, "Why another chance?" Well I told you part of the reason, I am a weak and forgiving heart. But also cause I couldn't stand his crying. He was crying and asking me to please not leave him, so I told him fine, last chance or he loses me.
I also told him that I am not letting what he did do go. In fact I'm trying to make sure he will learn from his mistakes instead of trying to act like nothing happened. I'm going to try to get him to call me tonight, but he seems to be avoiding it.
Soooo... we shall see how things go.

Break Up With A Fake Fuck

So I know I haven't blogged in a while but i have been super busy with exams and school. I finally got a job though which is good. I got a job at Trend Setters Hair Salon And Day Spa as a receptionist. Hopefully it will take my mind off of what is making me so upset this very day.
So I found out this morning that Myles cheated on me during a party he went to. He told me I wasn't invited and couldn't come, but used me as a ride at 2 in the morning. He said he didn't do anything with any girls, which I found out was a lie. I was told by Lia that he smacked some girl's ass. So i got mad and called him on his lies last night and I told him i was reluctant, but i would give him one more chance. Then this morning I was told my my friend Iris he did a lot more then that. He grabbed some girl's breasts, grabbed many peoples asses, offered out sensual massages, and worst of all....slept with someone.
I am so hurt and mad that I sent him a shit load of text messages telling him how he is utter SCUM!! If he admits to it then maybe he will get some Mercy.
He tells me he loves me then goes and does shit like that. What a fake. I make him my world but he cant even bother to do the same..... :'(