How to Cook Dinner When you Can't Remember Your Own Recipe

So tonight my aunt asked me to make some recipe i invented when i was 10...lucky me that was a 8 years ago so hell if i know haha so here us how to fake a recipe you cant remember:


Step 1. Tell the people you actually remember the recipe

Step 2. Remember the two base elements of the recipe (for me this is milk soy sauce and chicken and yes that is three but only 2 are essential if you cant remember the third)

Step 3. Thrown in some spices that smell good, doesn't matter how many, lots of spices will cover up if you do a bad cook job.

Step 4. Throw in some colorful veggies to make it look appealing, avoid colors that may make it apear "barf like" i.e. weird orange color with the soy sauce might do this so i used yellow

Step 5. pour in a shit ton of the milk and spices and soy sauce with the veggies, then throw in the chicken.

Step 6. act like you know what your doing while turning the heat just under high so it cooks fast.

Step 7. Stand at the stove while on a laptop and act like you are watching the dinner cook when in reality you are not really paying attention.

Step 8. add more spices, this will make it look professional, and like you know what you are doing.

Step 9. Wait til it is cooked, poke it, prod it flip things over stir. all those will make it look once more like you know what you are doing.

Step 10. serve with rice or something the dinner eaters can smother it in if it tastes bad.

** Remember if they say it doesn't taste the same just tell them they don't remember it right or make some lame excuse like they are getting sick so their taste buds a wrong***

THERE YOU HAVE IT !!! THE BEST WAY TO FAKE A RECIPE YOU DON"T REMEMBER!