How to Cook Dinner When you Can't Remember Your Own Recipe

So tonight my aunt asked me to make some recipe i invented when i was 10...lucky me that was a 8 years ago so hell if i know haha so here us how to fake a recipe you cant remember:


Step 1. Tell the people you actually remember the recipe

Step 2. Remember the two base elements of the recipe (for me this is milk soy sauce and chicken and yes that is three but only 2 are essential if you cant remember the third)

Step 3. Thrown in some spices that smell good, doesn't matter how many, lots of spices will cover up if you do a bad cook job.

Step 4. Throw in some colorful veggies to make it look appealing, avoid colors that may make it apear "barf like" i.e. weird orange color with the soy sauce might do this so i used yellow

Step 5. pour in a shit ton of the milk and spices and soy sauce with the veggies, then throw in the chicken.

Step 6. act like you know what your doing while turning the heat just under high so it cooks fast.

Step 7. Stand at the stove while on a laptop and act like you are watching the dinner cook when in reality you are not really paying attention.

Step 8. add more spices, this will make it look professional, and like you know what you are doing.

Step 9. Wait til it is cooked, poke it, prod it flip things over stir. all those will make it look once more like you know what you are doing.

Step 10. serve with rice or something the dinner eaters can smother it in if it tastes bad.

** Remember if they say it doesn't taste the same just tell them they don't remember it right or make some lame excuse like they are getting sick so their taste buds a wrong***

THERE YOU HAVE IT !!! THE BEST WAY TO FAKE A RECIPE YOU DON"T REMEMBER!

Easter Chocolate

So granny and I went to town today because after Easter all the chocolate is half price or sometimes you get even better deals. We had a lot of fun picking out chocolate and laughing at weird looking ones, you know the usual craziness haha. So i got a kinder surprise pack and built the toys and placed them around the house because it aggravates my aunt...she has yet to notice haha. Can't wait until she does.

I miss my sister so bad I miss her funny Paige-ness. on top of that there is a creepy guy I met who is like stalker weird. We hung out twice and he was like "ilu" and "i miss you" and "i can show you how to love again" and i was like whoa buddy you're creeping me out. So I was talking to my friend Caleb and he told him off cause even after I said I was not interested and to leave me alone this guy wouldn't leave me alone. It worked for about a week or 2 and now he's back to bugging me so i told Caleb and he said he's going to come down here and scare him off I told him no violence haha. Caleb is my hero. And I am just hoping that Caleb comes down to visit me I miss him he's a good friend hell he was there to listen to all my issues with Myles and, Chandler and Myles, any girl should kill to have him (not literally) but he will make someone a good bf eventually.

Today I'm going riding with Deziree at 4:30 when she gets home I am so excited to go riding today, I really can not wait until Spec gets his shoes on so that he can go for a bit longer.

Dazed and Confused

So there is a lot that has happened since my last post. Myles and I broke up right before Christmas and that was hard. Then I found out Chandler is like in love with him in her own little way and I felt super hurt and kinda betrayed especially when she said Myles said some bad stuff about me causing me to get mad at him til I realized that he wouldn't say that because he told me the day before he was still in love with me but as of last night I think he is actually falling for Chandler.

My younger brother Travis got to speak in front of the Canadian Senate. I am sooo proud of him. I miss him a ton and will be going to see him on his birthday.

On top of that Dale and Marilyn (the people I work riding horses for) gave me their old rope horse for the summer. Only problem with that is that Auntie obsesses over one of the horses and everything. Hell she obsesses over everything and it drives me insane. She obsesses over every little detail to everything and ugh just ugh.

Today at work the septic tank backed up and it was hectic so we had to work an extra half hour and on top of that Adel may just be getting closer to her getting my ass fired ugh its all too much.

I made a few guy friends here, one was a little stalker weird so I'm keeping away from that one. TJ seems nice though so we shall have to see. I'm making friends with the people across the street I ride with Alyssa and I've been talking to Matthew.

But now off to bed job hunt in the morning.